Mike Karnell said maybe my favorite thing ever last night (via thejoyofcapris)
Last night, someone asked me if kissing girls was as cool as it sounds. I was all like, “ya bro. Imagine the most fun foot race ever but with your tongue. It’s basically a competition to see who can kiss the fastest and when you find someone who can keep up speed wise then you just, like, marry them. Just kiss and kiss and kiss and don’t stop even if you’re getting tired because then you’ll lose at kissing. Kissing is pretty chill.”
I’m single.
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