Charlie Hustle

I just like saying "I should really go update my blog."

dangerguerrero:

This one minute teaser for Kim Kardashian’s new music video is about as subtle as a flashing neon brick to the forehead. One of these days she’s going to cut out the middle man and just start talking out of her butt like Jim Carrey.

Also, and I think this is very important, A TEASER FOR A MUSIC VIDEO QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT. Music videos are, what, four minutes long? Four and a half? Jesus Christ. We’re like six months away from our attention spans all completely evaporating and resulting in a strobe light being elected president.

9 months ago 7 notes

Tagged with:  #BUTTS  #SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE BUTTS  #PRESIDENT STROBE LIGHT

  1. charlietaft reblogged this from dangerguerrero
  2. sweetvirginiabreeze reblogged this from footagenotfound and added:
    Dear Kim K, you are not and never will be J.Lo. Way to rip off the “Waiting for Tonight” video
  3. footagenotfound reblogged this from dangerguerrero and added:
    made it 22 seconds. I win the internet.
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